A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020
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Umbrath is a form of dark seeking, a off-spring of parkour with mixed stealth and dark techniques, it is like parkour but more dark and "sinister", Umbrath is to be mainly practiced in the dark as well as at night. An example of Umbrath could be you trying to gather info/stalk someone in some sort of way, to scout out an area, or to get knowledge or get something you desire. (Or vice versa)
Person1: "Have you heard of Umbrath?" Umbrath/Dark Stealth
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."
by Wagenkopf February 16, 2020
Get the Umbrath/Dark Stealth mug.The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
by Matthewmcconaughey March 7, 2020
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by LegionAK March 17, 2020
Get the Dark mug.Someone who is lightskin and almost dark enough to be brownskin but not quite therefore they are a dark lightskin.
by Bigmessupx3 June 27, 2020
Get the dark lightskin mug.Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.
In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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