Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
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check tuner

receives check and pays (tuner,designer,builder,and fabricator) so they can market themselves to become the celebrity tuner
Neil Tjin is a total check tuner
by that other white guy March 14, 2010
mugGet the check tunermug.

check yo shit

to basically tell sumbody yo goin come check them

also a word new orleans people say
sarah : oh ion wan no problems

me : ohh yeaa ik yeen wan ma people ta come check yo shit
by indickwetrust June 28, 2022
mugGet the check yo shitmug.

Chick check

The female equivalent to "Man Check" meaning to surprise some by yelling "Chick Check!" then kick or punch that person in the crotch.
Carly: "Hey Lesa why do you have ice pack on your crotch?"

Lesa: "I was baby-sitting and the kid totally Chick Checked me."

Carly: "Ouch!"
by Malik-Metallic12 March 11, 2014
mugGet the Chick checkmug.

neck checking

Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.
Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013
mugGet the neck checkingmug.

check mid barrel

to commit ownage, to defeat takethebang, to do the unexpected, to seem to defy the laws of legality
by Macroscopically November 5, 2010
mugGet the check mid barrelmug.

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