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Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.
Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon
by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023
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Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon
by Jytrop March 30, 2022
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Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
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Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
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Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.
Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021
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