Brandon

Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.

What an absolute Brandon he is!

by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Brandon

Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.

“that bitch brandon is so annoying”

by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022

Charles Brandon

A moment in which contains swag

Did you see that

Yeah that’s was a charles Brandon moment

by orangelover11 May 28, 2023

Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 22, 2022

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021