Thomas

The best droopy nipples you will ever see. Stored with more milk than a pregnant woman in a 3rd trimester. Surprised that lactation hasnt erupted. Thomas is so sexy and plays alot of rugby.

Me: "Thomas, More Milky Pwease :33"
Thomas: "No, Piss off!"

by fatmotherphucker November 18, 2022

Thomas

A hot sexy asian who does his work and helps his friends

I love kids they are so much fun is what thomas says

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

drew thomas

aka my bf !! hi drew plz marry me /hj
ok bye

"omg hi r u drew thomas's gf??"
"yea lol"

by dumbthingsineedtosay June 15, 2021

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021

Thomas

The biggest boy in the room he is very thicc he plays qb and hes trash at it.

Thats Thomas over there

by ThiccKrabbyPatty November 15, 2019

Hunter Thomas

A fag with a shit perm

Hunter Thomas, a fag with a shit perm.

by Bighuntperm March 27, 2020