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I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
mugGet the I want to hear more stories about evil clownsmug.
It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
mugGet the Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the buttmug.

Greasepaint Clown

One of the many things Patrick really really dislikes.
I definitely don't tolerate greasepaint clowns. Fuck. That. Noise.
by GreenGoblyn January 23, 2020
mugGet the Greasepaint Clownmug.

clown

this type of person is an absolute jester, a clown if will. if you are this guy, you need a life bruh.
by koolmaster81 April 30, 2020
mugGet the clownmug.

Clowns

Clowns please do ur homework before u ggwp especially those in my project group RIP ya
"Look at those clowns, dont be a clown"
oh no project ggwp rip
by huehuexd1212 August 7, 2021
mugGet the Clownsmug.

Clown

If you are a ever called a clown it means that you are super funny! Everyone loves to be around you, but, like circus clowns, you’re a bit controversial and some people find your humour a bit freaky and weird.
I love Melinda’ said Gary. ‘She is such a clown, what a funny girl

‘Oh’ said Fred. ‘She kind of freaks me out though’
by Chance_the_minted_rapper October 29, 2019
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