January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 8, 2023

9/11

my birthday: 9th november (9/11)
the actual meaning of 9/11: September 11th 2001 (11/9)

I am so sorry for all the Americans who witnessed this tragic event be it on TV or with your own eyes. Especially to the ones whose loved ones died during this. Love from India, fellas.

9/11 was sad.

by urban.ass August 20, 2023

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when youre so bored you decided to write every key from left to right (including numpad) and also the shift versions of those keys.

man, im so bored, im gonna type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0. into urban dictionary and see whats there!

by monokuma plush toy August 28, 2023

9

Only the real 2hu fans will understand the meaning of this😔✊

Your such a 9

by Jsospofi September 6, 2023