can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!

Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 June 30, 2022

National fuck your best friend day

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

Fucking Stupid Ass Thotty Ass Hoe

Muna the fucking dumb as hoe that's stuoid and doesn't share her stlth

That fucking stupid ass thotty ass hoe is about to get pussy swiped by her amazing friend Ariana

by Sweeter gyal January 9, 2019

Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch

the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration

"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"

by hehe July 3, 2003

What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

When in English this sentence sound very funny... in Hebrew it's very common between friends.

When it's sound like the sentence connected to sex it's actually doesn't.

the meaning is kind of "sware to me" when someone say something you find hard to be true but deep inside you know it's probably true.

a. I fucked very hot girl in the club bathroom!
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

a.I sew your girlfriend kissing with someone else..
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

by MuGi September 22, 2010

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006