residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.

After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.

by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023

Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

by Demigod33 December 21, 2023

On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.

"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."

by NabiVR December 21, 2023

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Dick

A word Hispanics use to refer to their homie/friend

What’s up dick, tryna link later?

by YoungMudWalker December 22, 2023

Go suck your dick

An insult. When one wants to insult another and tell him/her to, ‘Go suck a dick!’ but does not want them to suck their dick. Only to tell them to suck your own dick, hence ‘Go suck your dick!’

Ross was annoying Robert so that Robert wanted to tell Ross to “Go suck a dick!” However, Robert didn’t want to subject anyone else to Ross’ stupidity so he told Ross to suck his own dick… ‘Go suck your dick!”

by Jack Zun December 23, 2023

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023