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Styling my pattern

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022
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my boyfriend

The best person in the whole world, his name i will not say for his sake, but my boyfriend is my Ikea and my boyfriend means the world to me. My boyfriend is the guy i want to live the entirety of my life with, he is the one i want to grow old with.

I love you Ikea man, you are so special to me
I love my boyfriend more than anything and anyone in the world.
by Mejse March 24, 2023
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Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022
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my ex girlfriend

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
by guydude111 December 16, 2023
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My Goodness

Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS
by Possum Top June 25, 2021
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testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025
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Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
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