God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

by Zumbii June 1, 2010

Fuck you like I love you

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.

"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."

by genji August 18, 2013

hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)

i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

by connor holling October 2, 2019

Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

A Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy is a blonde hair, jogger wearing hoe with earring. “Their”(for the sensitive) mom bought the first car ass bitches, got a perm done with those curl ass dried up ramen noodle hair.

Guy 1: nice ass car there huh

Guy 2: yeah bet his mom bought it

Guy 1: heh yeah Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

by Love my girlfriend November 30, 2021

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 10, 2016

Ok who stole my fucking snickers

The phrase you say when someone steals your fucking snickers

"Ok who stole my fucking snickers" said John as he was trying to find out which co-worker stole his fucking snickers

by YoAngelo January 4, 2021