Ur mom

Ur mom is a basic comeback to an insult, or practically anything that someone says.

PRACTICALLY ANYTHING SOMEONE SAYS

Jonathan: Yo, Lexi. What’d you have for dinner last night

Lexi:I had ur mom last night.

INSULT COMEBACK.

Tyler: You’re fat

Derek: Ur mom fat

by Pseudonymous Bosch May 29, 2019

ur mom

(this is a joke) someone that needs doing

Joe: What happened to my mom?
Ethan: ur mom was done because he needed it

by ewkvgnhrew February 16, 2022

Ur daughter thotter

Way more meaner than ur mom gay and ur daddy lesbian litterally destroys anything and can not be countered by no u but not as hurtful as ur granny granny.

Jeff: ur mom gay
Henry: no u
Jeff: ur daddy lesbian
Henry: Ur daughter thotter
Jeff: OH H E C C *explodes*

by Unfriendly nicca May 11, 2018

ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.

"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.

by おはよ January 14, 2022

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother

Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~

You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

by anonymous December 2, 2022

ur daughter a father

Worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur grandpap a trap", "ur sister a mister", "ur bro a hoe", and "ur son a nun"
Using this insult will cause people to collapse in on themselves and then explode.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny & ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: ur bro a hoe
Person 2: ur son a nun
Person 3:*glares at person 1 & 2* ur daughter a father
Both Person 1 & 2 instantly collapse in on themselves and explode. Person 3 is now feared by the world.

by Trontin_ May 15, 2018