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Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.
Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin
by Captain Neo September 2, 2016
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Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with their idiot advice usually with a flappy slappy vagina face
Elon Musk is a twat because he shilled the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. He had no concept of mining. Of course Bitcoin is bad for the environment. So are datacenters. And then he had to shill the shit out of Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now with everyone using Signal? Get it together man, you fucking twat
by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

Sappy twat

Sappy twat get a happy slap from an unhappy ragmuncher
by Step lupid March 26, 2021
mugGet the Sappy twatmug.

Twack Twat

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat
by Riot Craig January 24, 2018
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Twat faced

That is such a twat faced lie Stephen!!
by BaldRick77 November 2, 2023
mugGet the Twat facedmug.

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
mugGet the Twat countmug.

twat-water

Her pussy excreted twat-water when it was massaged
by giffiend October 16, 2014
mugGet the twat-watermug.

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