Chuck is a Turd Spellunker
by ltd_tour October 02, 2006
This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.
Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?
No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.
No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.
by ::Adam:: November 18, 2007
A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
by Old Jed April 19, 2005
n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
by Apostoli August 05, 2005
by 8-BALL OLSON December 17, 2006
When taking crap and it is so extreme that when it pops out you are destined to her negro associated words
Mysterious toilet speech: "Damn that shit took to life outta me i'm 'onna go shoot some nigger bitch in da face to show ma respects....word!"
You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"
You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"
by Bobblesmack August 01, 2006
Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight
by turd the furg April 06, 2010