by smaalpeengangg June 16, 2022
by 8tb39q4 g October 28, 2021
by The_dirty_bean June 19, 2022
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 19, 2023
by Uhhhh_idk- November 09, 2023
I had a friend who was on meds. She took them everyday, and if she took the wrong one, it could be lethal. So one day, she took the wrong medicine. I noticed and told her. Her eyes went wide and we just looked at each other. I was not daring to move, as I don't know what would happen. She suddenly moaned in pain as she clutched her stomach. I was frozen in place, thinking that she was going to die. She looked at me in the eyes with the last of hope she had in her... but she just puked all over my face. I have never let her forget that day since.
Person 1: I don't feel so good.
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: Barfs all over person 2
Person 2: what
Person 1: I just threw up on you! Get pranked!
Person 2: :(
Person 1: I am going to go throw up on someone else. See you!
Person 2: bye
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: Barfs all over person 2
Person 2: what
Person 1: I just threw up on you! Get pranked!
Person 2: :(
Person 1: I am going to go throw up on someone else. See you!
Person 2: bye
by thepronooboy October 17, 2020
by Fogarty Avenue July 05, 2017