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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.
by Bar B Q February 1, 2022
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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
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Side bust

A Graffiti term used when a writer goes next to, not over, a tag/throw/straight, that has already been riding on that spot. If there is already a tag/throw/straight on a wall the best bet is to leave it because that person got the spot first. find your own spots toy.

complications vary from city to city, ask an established writer in your city what side busting is for more information.
I had a wall riding for a month, it got side busted, and buffed a week later.
by graffiti definitions July 21, 2022
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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side hoe

a man (or womans) 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or so ons partner, typically a woman (can also be a man). Whom s/he might not care as much for as his/her main hoe
girl 1: sis turns out im jus his side hoe, his main one showed up to his place while i was there

girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey
by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022
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double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.
by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020
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