Carrot Dipped in Ranch

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.

"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"

by dfhnk June 8, 2017

family fun dip

When having intercourse with a woman after dipping the male genitalia in her deceased family members ashes. To then be inserted into her mouth causing her to caugh up a cloud of ashes.

Robert loves to family fun dip Becky. Although she misses her father she loves the activity and this sudden family reunion.

by meh please August 16, 2023

pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.

After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.

by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022

Dip dang darooded

When you simultaneously feel as disappointed as Hank Hill and as optimistic as Ned Flanders

I'm dip dang darooded about this

by Definitely Not Justin May 17, 2018

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

fun dip cum

when you cum inside a shot glass and dip your finger in it then into koolaid powder and eat it like candy

I came in a shot glass so i could make fun dip cum

by jcountry1262 June 27, 2021

Triple Dip-her

When a Chili's date goes so well, she lets you put it in all three holes.

Man: Did you enjoy your Quesadilla Explosion salad?
Woman: Let's just say that tonight, the back door will be for more than carry out orders.
Man: Aww yes! Triple Dip-her! Chili's is an aphrodisiac.

by MSUTelecasters April 28, 2016