The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate
Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.
by Woweeh May 21, 2014
To tell lies, especially when others know the truth.
Originates from the way how russian propaganda lies to everyone about their actions by twisting the truth. Like when they shelled Ukrainian cities and blamed Ukrainians for that. In other words, if russians are talking about it, they are most certainly lying.
Originates from the way how russian propaganda lies to everyone about their actions by twisting the truth. Like when they shelled Ukrainian cities and blamed Ukrainians for that. In other words, if russians are talking about it, they are most certainly lying.
Have you heard about James?
YES! I can't believe he decided to talk like a russian about what happened to him in Vegas!
I know, what a liar.
YES! I can't believe he decided to talk like a russian about what happened to him in Vegas!
I know, what a liar.
by Banderomobile April 26, 2022
by og'elend heruamin March 03, 2004
When everybody thinks that a guy and a girl are just talking, but they're actually already having sex
Guy 1: How's it going with that girl?
Guy 2: Pretty good I guess
Guy 3: Nah, they're talking below the belt
Guy 2: Pretty good I guess
Guy 3: Nah, they're talking below the belt
by spiffypete January 30, 2015
by Slang expert October 22, 2017
by kiwi May 07, 2004
When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
by Bekkalumz July 14, 2005