Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

stupid ass retard

The definition of a STUPID ASS RETARD is extreme stupidity or being extremely idiotic

Little boy : shoves dogs face up his buttocks

Little boys sister: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS RETARD.

by Hi this person can 👁you October 25, 2019

Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

Squishy Face Retard

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards

This it a group that might or might not be planning to establish a communist ☭ utopia across every school in America.

The USSR is really fucking cool!
Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards go brrrrrr

by Jorg_Bush420 September 8, 2022