pink tube monster

a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty

Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster

by frend rone November 16, 2010

Beautiful Monster

A lame "rap" group full of assholes that arent going to go anywhere.

Have you heard Beautiful Monsters new song?
Oh that was a song?

by bccweirdie October 8, 2014

Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008

in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.

fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!

by viciousk December 10, 2009

Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

doo doo monster

when some one is constantly calling others a doo doo mama or daddy when in reality they are the king or queen of doo doo

aj: hey clarence look at that doo doo mama over there
clarence: dude that girl is fine
aj: whatever ay what bout him he a doo doo daddy
clarence:nigga shut up with yo doo doo monster ass

by staceysteez August 30, 2009

Green Valley Monster

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster

“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster”

by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022