max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.
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chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing
I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick
by Nathaniel D February 05, 2024
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Max Hamilton

Oh he is that Max Hamilton”
by wu xiang yao ni de gaowan December 09, 2021
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max's life

max jumps in his ride and then drive to friend girls house , maki taki get all girls . he clappy tappys them all he makes make them his mate. maki taki is a alpha male
hhas your life ever felt like max's life
by Liamy boiii December 19, 2021
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Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.
Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.
by Chinese Kevin March 07, 2019
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Max sweet

i have a max sweet
by oopoof April 16, 2018
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