by Dontavius Bartholomew Lookmaxx January 02, 2025
To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.
-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013
Above sigma, horse cock energy bursting through his veins, 1v9 valorant machine, dominates the whole planet (also dominates pyth), yes bitches!
by 'kopoulos, Xen February 02, 2022
To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
by Messy Jurphe September 04, 2023
An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
by AorticKamikaze April 12, 2024
Girl: “can I hug u? Its give ur male Friends a hug day.”
Guy: “ I guess I have to, I mean it's a national day.”
Guy: “ I guess I have to, I mean it's a national day.”
by Mister ur dad June 10, 2023
A “male lesbian” is just a straight dude who need’s to stop think he can be a lesbian
Male : I’m lesbian
Me : just because you watch lesbian corn and fetish lesbian’s doesn’t mean you can be lesbian
Male : I’m lesbian
Me : just because you watch lesbian corn and fetish lesbian’s doesn’t mean you can be lesbian
“Male lesbian” means male who thinks they are a lesbian but they are just straight but they deny it ..they are just lesbophobic.
by Kat_69 November 19, 2023