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Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.
"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."
by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011
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Two Coins Law

The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.

Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."

"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
by Autocratic January 26, 2010
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Laws of the House of God

A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.
I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.
by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004
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Mac-Dyl's Law

To intentionally put off studying or homework by stalking people on Facebook. WIN!
I should be studying for my first Calculus 2 exam tonight, but instead I decided to stalk random friends on Facebook... I am demonstrating Mac-Dyl's Law.
by Bigger Mac Daddy January 26, 2011
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ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.
Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"
by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021
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Meat Canyon's Law

Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.

Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.
Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.
by Dr. Superiority December 22, 2021
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Mother in law race

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.
They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!
by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011
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