Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind May 31, 2013

Ding Ding Dance

a dance including, but not limited to, the flailing of arms and legs in a hilarious manner.

Cam and Ding do the Ding Ding Dance when they are having Ding withdrawls. There will be dancing.

by There will be Dings August 9, 2008

BBQ Square Dance

Constantly moving around a grill or fire while cooking outside because you're trying to stay away from the smoke.

Jane: I've been watching you out the window, grilling those burgers and moving around like you're caught in some weird tornado for the past five minutes.... what's with the BBQ square dance?
John: The wind keeps changing directions, and that smoke is killing me!

by bonedawg109 July 1, 2011

little lad dance

BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM

do the fricking little lad dance NOW MF

by i fricked your mom October 3, 2021

Tijuana Line Dance

Noun. The act of throwing a box of bullets into a campfire usually with a large group of people.

Turned into a goddamn tijuana line dance.

by Haigy July 26, 2011

Dick Whip Dance

The shaking of a males penis after he's finished peeing to get the drips off.

John: Its been a while since I pissed, man. This'll be a while.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.

by Geraldines buttcrack December 10, 2014

Tap dancing

When your masturbating loudly

Hey are you tap dancing in there

by Willshaw5 January 13, 2018