Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!
Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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crack knocker

a person that knocks on your door and asks for crack
"knock knock"
"whos there"
"the crack knocker"
"ohh come right in"
by J_a_stunna September 28, 2006
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Northern Crack

"By eck, Betty, get that egg barm down your neck and get your sen outside, there's blue sky and a lovely bit of Northern Crack in the sky."
by jez1974 November 15, 2009
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Skranky Cracks

Meaning to eat scooby snacks, and dip them in dog shite.
"David go get me some skranky cracks, im craving the shit"
"Yeah ive got them right here and the shit is still soft"
by haha4222 October 06, 2009
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beat the crack

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
by michael foolsley September 06, 2011
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mad cracks

Mad jokes or crazy jokes. A person has mad cracks if his cracks on someone are mad/crazy.
Man, that boy has mad cracks.
by Stevie March 23, 2004
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crack-a-lackin

lacking in crack; lacking in drugs
"Dude this partys crack-a-lackin"
"I know man... seriously. Where's all the dope?"
by shanaynay lewis April 05, 2006
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