turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

turd snurguling

This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.

Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?

No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.

by ::Adam:: December 17, 2007

Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005

turd burgler

n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.

Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!

by Apostoli August 30, 2005

turd burp

same as a " fart " , ' gator bark , saddamn hussein breath , whiff o' nerve gas . ASS GAS .

that " TURD BURP " came from your DIRECTION , chump !

by 8-BALL OLSON December 20, 2006

Negro Turd

When taking crap and it is so extreme that when it pops out you are destined to her negro associated words

Mysterious toilet speech: "Damn that shit took to life outta me i'm 'onna go shoot some nigger bitch in da face to show ma respects....word!"

You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"

by Bobblesmack July 31, 2006

Turd Ferguson

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

by turd the furg April 6, 2010