Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

the chris barish

Smacking little kids with your dick till there red like him.

Herbert's gave the Chris barish to a little kid

by Joey lagrotiria September 28, 2013

chris ray

A man who's always down to party, bitches all on his shit, and always getting up in those guts

Chris ray is a god

by Chris_r3185 April 8, 2017

Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016

Asian Chris

some hoe who thinks he can swim and likes to play lego games

(asian chris once said) do you want to go play lego marvel

by darealnoahm March 24, 2017

chris hickman

An amazing teacher. that cares about this students... WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

CHRIS HICKMAN IS AMAZING!!!!!

by bob had a baby it's a boy August 27, 2016

Chris Fairley

Someone that is the peak of the Human Condition with the most extraordinary vocabulary known to man. An IQ score so high it has yet to be difinitively measured.

That man has changed the lives of his students, he is a real Chris Fairley.

by Llk February 7, 2020