That niccah goat nads smelled like fish . We were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the goat nads . I’ll bet his goat nads were sore and smashing that fat girl all night . Come here and rub my goat nads baby . I’m not in the mood tonight my goat nads hurt .
by 818King February 24, 2025
Get the Goat nadmug. A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good
by babysaph August 18, 2021
Get the goat shaggermug. by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
Get the goat storymug. by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021
Get the National Eat goat balls daymug. The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
Get the The Dirty Goatmug. 
Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.
Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?
You: Bet.
9 months later...
You: 👩 👦
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?
You: Bet.
9 months later...
You: 👩 👦
by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021
Get the Thicky Nicky The goatmug.