Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

by kurxzo February 4, 2024

Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.

Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH

by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021

jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021

web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.

Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.

by Zeltiar October 13, 2023

Fugazi (band)

One of the most underrated unknown band ever, Started in 87' and ended in 03' because of their insistence on spending more time with their families and pursuing other professional projects. The band members were Ian MacKaye and Guy Picciotto, bassist Joe Lally, and drummer Brendan Canty.

Fugazi (band) is a post-hardcore band from America

by Joe_Dirt August 12, 2022

Bands in costa rica

When you have many big booty bitches all around town

I have bands in Costa Rica tapped one last night

by Xxdajchd January 5, 2022

Rock Banding

A social gathering of people to participate in a multitude of different activites. The act of Rock Banding usally begins with one subject being the focus of the time. But as the event continues actvities will change often as the participants grow bored with the previous event. On occasion multipul events will take place at the same time allowing for people to move between activites.

Planning of the event will usually be done quickly. People often receving notice of the event less that 12 hours before the event, if not right before event begins.

"Dude we all went Rock Banding last night over at this one guys place. We all started listing to music but wound up playing Football in the back yard."

by bioguy7 June 14, 2009