Gio moment

A Gio moment is a few seconds of pure and absolute stupidity.

John: "Did you know that Henry jumped off a 100 ft bridge into water for 10 bucks?"
Bob: " Such a Gio moment"

by the_jobless_mallu May 24, 2021

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Nessa Moment

When Nessa says something that only Nessa would say.

Nessa: “I like ketchup on my pancakes.”
Tommy: “Nessa moment.”

by ItsJohnBitchez September 16, 2021

Elias moment

An Elias moment is when someone does something really moronic (often times illegal, high risk with low reward) or lies about unusual and unnecessary things that gain nothing to that person.

-Did you just commit a crime even tho I advised you not to multiple times?
-Yes
-That’s a real Elias moment

by Prometheus III January 19, 2022

uben moment

When you say something so incredibly stupid that everyone around you questions your brainpower.

How did you even manage to have such an uben moment in class today?

by uben momenter April 12, 2021

colonizer moment

A semi-ironic term for when a white person becomes attracted to a person of color.

Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."

by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020

“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.

Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.

by WildestBlings May 15, 2021