twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.

Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid

by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022

twat

Sophie bailie.

Hey look at that girl over there! She's a sophie bailie (twat)

by the moyster January 9, 2013

twat syrup

When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.

Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"

Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"

by Chronic O February 17, 2015

Cumbum Ginger Twat

A UK TikTok LIVE star named Luke Bennett who gets absolutely clowned on by everybody. He sits on the shitter waiting for people to donate gifts in the chat, and when they donate enough gifts he'll get someone from the chat to join the live. This person will proceed to ask him to act something out, usually along the lines of, "What would you do if you found famous footballer doing action in your room of the house?" Luke will mention how the question is a bit strange but he'll act it out anyway. When he gets up to do his performance, the guest on the live will scream the word "CUMBUM!" at him, and he will say "Right we will get you straight off you strange guy" and kick them off.

Person 1: "Some bloke got his arse out on Luke Bennett's live"
Person 2: "I bet the Cumbum Ginger Twat enjoyed that"

by hyehyehyahyahya November 15, 2023

Dripping Twat

Sweat dripping like a faucet off of a females musty vagina.

"Rich why are you going after that stanky girl?"
"Because she has that dripping twat, dawg!"

by Gerald E. Smith January 5, 2020

Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy

I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle

by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018