Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 4, 2022

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Sam's Sub Shop

The best sub shop in the world. Located on State Street in Kennett Square, PA.

Sam's Sub Shop has the best Italian hoagies.

by rasregtagae January 4, 2011

Sam

The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)

“i SWEAR i won’t fall for Sam” (i’m lying)

by too_adicted May 6, 2023

Sam

The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.

Sam is amazing at soccer, I don’t know how he does that!

by fativy27 February 9, 2021

Sams Roleplay

When person named sam touches your balls while your in a coma or asleep mostly he ends up twisting then off

Girl 1: OMG I just had a Sams Roleplay last night
Girl 2 OMG WHEN I HAD IT IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

by Shigga1 July 16, 2022

Sam

The sweetest person ever. He is so caring,
some may even say he is skrunkly.

That guy over there, he's such a Sam

by Super_Epic_Person79 March 6, 2024