split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

soup licker

weird ass hoe that licks soup

Jamal: wtf are you licking soup
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup

Tyrone: fuck off

Jamal: go fuck your soup

Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off

by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it

oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night

by sdwdad December 6, 2024

Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

Soups

A large group of individuals in a small space that overwhelms you

I hate soups.

Soups are too much.

I don’t have it in me for soups today.

by NurseD! July 17, 2024

Soup

The most dangerous substance to mankind.

"my mum made me some soup, but when i looked on the urban dictionary, I can't swallow it."

by the guy without a beard January 11, 2021

wontwat soup

When a human if Chinese decent uses chop sticks to grasp the cliterous as he licks her bean furiously, while occasionally sucking, biting, and even in some cases snorting it.

My wife made me a delicious wontwat soup last night.

by FingerLickenGoodness October 23, 2014