Surprise Release Poop

When a person’s prostate by a poop that they ejaculate without realizing it happened.
Matt: Babe, are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.
by WiccanGay May 07, 2025
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Lollipop Surprise

When you get a piece of shit stuck in your ass hairs and another person sucks on it like a lollipop
Nathaniel had his lollipop surprise taken care of by Cameron as Sean, Jonathan, Ethan and Simon watch.
by PrayerHub May 29, 2021
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Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app
The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised
by Commie! December 23, 2023
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No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
by Incel69 June 20, 2022
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Tallent Surprise

A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition
by Blakkk October 30, 2020
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texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
by Plausible Deniability September 28, 2014
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Petey's purr-fect surprise

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"
by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025
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