Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew
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A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.
Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head
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related to incest.
that’s all.
person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again
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Matthew is a sweet, nice, cute loving guy, mostly to have brown curly hair and nice brown eyes. Matthew also is very athletic, and tall. Matthew is very loving when is a relationship, very caring, and always there for you whenever you need him. He’s shy when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, He’s so funny and silly.
Matthew is my world! <3
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Hey I heard Matthew be packing
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Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I've ever seen. He's beyond amazing. He's really sweet, charming and probably the nicest human you've ever met. He's the definition of perfection. Everything about him feels so fresh like the daylight sky in the morning. There's nothing unlikeable about him. He feels like a summer breeze. He's fun to be around and there wouldn't be any dull moment with him. He's like bathed in sunlight and his love is as warm as a juicy caramel sauce. I just couldn't imagine my life without him. He's my best source of comfort. He's like an adorable little kitty rolling around playfully in the middle of daisies field. His positive energy around has enchant and locked me in. And I want my Matthew to stay forever in my life. I love you, Matthew baby <3

Forever with you is where I want to be.

I love you so much.
There's only one guy I want to ended up with. And it's my Matthew. It'll always be him.
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Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.
I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.
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