Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!

"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner

by OfficialDaft February 14, 2025

Core-lister

a BNOC but for Columbia students. someone so critical to the campus they're basically a required course. their enigma cannot be defined or understood. may sport earbuds draped loosely over their shoulder or read standing up on Butler 6th floor.

"Guess who I saw in front of Butler smoking in a puffer, jengo jeans and circle glasses?" "Could only be a Core-lister."

by columbialuv April 2, 2025

Serial Listening

The act of listening to a single song on repeat for the duration of 5 listens or more.

I am currently serial listening to my favorite song.

by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025

Serial Listening

Listening to a single song on repeat for 5 or times in a row.

I’m currently serial listening to my favorite song.

by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Cockroach Latte

A man or woman that blends live cockroaches into a latte and pours it into their gaping butthole.

I can’t wait to make a cockroach latte tonight to impress the ol’ lady!

My favorite kink is the Cockroach latte

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

blaize lieted

A way of making someone feel bad for identifying the difference between real and fake. It's also a way to play ping pong with a person's feelings and not acknowledge what they're expressing means anything to you.

Everytime I tell her what I am feeling , I am the one that gets blaize lieted.

by Pineapple Twist June 12, 2025