L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!

Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....

by Kirty412 April 28, 2014

L pose

Means you always lose but you are not a loser. ur a walking L.

That guy take a picture with L pose

by whotfcaresaboutnickname July 28, 2022

W ish L

W means win,
and L means lose,
so Win but still kinda L lmao.

you copped a great girl but shes a furry so its a W ish L.

by Hashy :3 October 16, 2021

L

I personally enjoy eating toy cars and marbles but then again some people don't, but if its drawn by horse and buggy it doesn't make sense because then it should be drawn by horse and horse you see, if you have any other order it topples over, like horse buggy horse buggy or buggy horse buggy buggy horse or even horse horse buggy and six tanks, but as you see I'm gonna have to freestyle about this or maybe I'm shit at rapping so I just explain this in awful roasts like your mom being fatter than a hot air balloon and taking up more than the world can give but the problem with these roasts is than your mom is taller than the burj Khalifa, so I think a deez nuts joke will work besides the fact that its really lame to the direction that small dicks don't exist, now we kick the stupid stuff where it belongs and talk about logical things such as why I am wasting my time to write shit like this but I am simply trying to post the longest urban dictionary post possible so go home and study for your exam because your gonna be interrogated by someone stupider than me so give me some peace and quiet so I can write. Wings flap hands slap hot chicks wap and shit I'm getting demonetized.

L this speech I just wrote is a W, the opposite is an L

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

given._.l

given._.l Is the best person you could ever image!! If you don't love them you can leave! given._.l>>>> you

"OMG do you know given._.l?"
"Yes they are so awesome!!"

by given._.lfanpage January 9, 2022

The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.

Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.

by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019

Walking L

Somebody by the twitter name @maadfantasy who has the worst takes and needs better ears😂

Damn he said Lil darkie was bad what a Walking L

by SebHasBetterTakesThenPorter August 16, 2020