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A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
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1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.
Or...
2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.
( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )
Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.
Or...
2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.
( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )
Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
Examples :
And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!
Or...
Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...
Or...
Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!
Or...
Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...
Or...
Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
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The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.
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