Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

Fork in the foot

When someone puts themselves in a situation where they are then accountable for something they initially didn’t intend to care for.

When sister in law drives on grass because they knew their brother in law doesn’t care for lawn and knows her brother in law doesn’t care, then brother in law gets mad because a car is on grass. “Fork in The Foot”

by Shantelle Marie March 14, 2021

FOOT

The god of everyone the most powerful FOOT is FOOT get that in ur FOOT because FOOT is amazing....FOOOOOT

FOOTY FOOT FOOT FOOT

by Billywigglestick October 29, 2019

[The fourty Foot]

1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim.

2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.

3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!

1)Mmmmm..lets go to "The fourty Foot" for a dip and to get rid of that bangin hangover

2)Man im done with chicks im so going to the fourty foot.

Guy: "Im sorry babes i dunno whats happening?"
Girl: "Oh god you dont find me attractive anymore, do you Dan?? Am i fat???"

Guy: "No jesus of course not...umm.. (Finally i can get rid of her)"

3)Girl:"Perfect way to get Dan back..."

by Anon410 October 18, 2008

Foot Application

Foot Application: The precursor to the revered foot job. The act of sending applications (i.e, photographs or other standardized workplace media) for the position of foot job.

You know damn well before I get that fj I need the damn bitch to send me that MLA formatted foot application with all references listed in alphabetical order, all typed in Times New Roman.

by Da_Monti_Truth June 25, 2025

foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019