The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain
by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024
Get the Asian granny syndromemug. by Chineseandfat February 15, 2022
Get the asianismmug. This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent
by Master117boss September 5, 2019
Get the asian timothymug. A person male or female generally Caucasian but could be black or Hispanic, who hangs with Asians and tries to encompass themselves into their culture and ways . Not limited to Oriental Asian Pakistani or Indians and other brown Asians as well). Basically a poser who may be trying to get Asian p$ssy or fulfill their fantasies of being Asian.
That kid Alex has been dating this Pakistani girl for years now. He's just an Asian banger. Every FB post he's tagging along like a puppy to the bear ramen bar or Asian fusion restaurant . What a whipped poser!
by Grailed July 28, 2025
Get the Asian bangermug. 
Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015
Get the Asian Pinballmug. Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023
Get the Asian parentsmug.