side-piping

When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"

She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.

by jpsidepipe October 5, 2010

side helping

Like a serving on the side of your meal, a side serving of food or something random.

I took an extra side helping of food with my dinner.
I do enjoy a side helping with my lunch

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side Swipper

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.

Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!

by Chellz January 5, 2008

City-Side Respect

A cultural slang originating from the southern part of Montreal. Often used by street hockey-playing teenagers who get cross-checked to the floor by their friends, and land next to the sidewalk.

Shel: Why would you cross-check me to the floor?

Dom: This is street hockey, get used to it.

Shel: Start showing me some City-Side Respect or else you won't be getting any from me.

Dom: City-Side Respect isn't a thing, and it will never be a thing, ja feel?

by JWalker November 15, 2015

Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022