A list commonly kept by thots of all the people they have fucked and would like to fuck going forward in their lives, usually contains the names of all of their friends.
by Bearnelius March 7, 2019
Get the Fuck It Bucket Listmug. A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.
The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.
$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.
Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.
$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.
Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.
So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
Get the bucket fundmug. a word used to describe that act of having sexual intercourse without having to use the word sex.
fucking in a happy state of mind.
fucking in a bucket in a bucket factory.
fucking in a happy state of mind.
fucking in a bucket in a bucket factory.
by savannah douglas October 2, 2011
Get the Clanking Bucketsmug. by Buggy123 December 11, 2024
Get the rusty chum bucketmug. by kybe11 November 15, 2021
Get the sausage bucketmug. "Bro hop off about my haircut i'm not your glaze bucket!!!"
"Wow that glaze bucket is really turning heads with all the attention he's getting!" - Bingus sr.
"Wow that glaze bucket is really turning heads with all the attention he's getting!" - Bingus sr.
by Kennadoodledoo September 22, 2023
Get the Glaze Bucketmug. "Damn, You see her over there waiting for someone who is desperate enough to take her home, that bitch is a scuddle bucket."
by DrunkassMF November 29, 2014
Get the Scuddle Bucketmug.