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no you are

the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.
Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"
by alex hits women May 18, 2020
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You

by sissiny January 7, 2006
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it's not you

General excuse for covering up that it's you.
- Am I really that awful in bed?
- Oh honey, it's not you...
by Bazz October 9, 2004
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YOU are!

One of the lowest forms of a "comeback" in response to an insult. Spoken with emphasis on the "YOU".

Can be funny when used incorrectly.
Bully: You're fat
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're gay
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're stupid
Nerd: You are!

Bully: I banged your sister last night
Nerd: You are!
Bully: Wait, what?
by Jimmy Man November 22, 2011
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No that's you!

A phrase used to reply to an insult sarcastically or in a manner that would frustrate your foe, especially when you don't have anything else to say.
Used best in chat rooms or multiplayer computer games.
The phrase comes from the small community of Kempshott, where it was used in excess by a small group of teenagers know as the "K-crew".
Geek 1: You got owned...
Dude 1: No that's you!

Geek 2: Shup up!
Dude 1: No that's you!

Teen 1:Your wack at football
K crew member: No that's you!
by DaveG217 August 31, 2008
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You

You are an amazing good hearted person and I love you

-Me
by DanHowell p a s t e l July 9, 2017
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You

The word ‘you’ means a virgin male who plays fortnite and is the reason why Karen took the kids
Dad I’m hungry
Hi hungry I’m dad
Why did you name me this way
Why
Why
Why
by Penguin fish December 29, 2018
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