vast left-wing conspiracy

It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.

Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!

by Dana Carvey September 12, 2005

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

vast left wing conspiracy

see communism , globalism , etc.

Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.

by Chuck Rock September 30, 2005

Valthero

Val - Theeer - Ooo

A stupid ass Deathnknight in the guild Army of Darkness (Horde Us Bleeding Hollow)
Rather dumb, not very smart, mentally handicapped and physically as well.

Valthero is a dumb piece of shit.

by onefishtwofishredfishbluefishe April 9, 2009

valshot

The secret word where if you say it flashing lights come, people scream, and weird noises come in

i cant fit an exmaple of the word valshot within the requirements of an example

by Mr wigglesdssssishishish August 18, 2006

valtimore

In typically four-year academic programs, a fifth-year senior.

Me: "Hey, how are you in my class again? I thought you were a senior last year."
You: "Yeah, I'm a valtimore."

by Javelin March 13, 2007

valatalau

1. Taking advantage of one, either in rape,or in dealings

2. Racial slur for mexicans and italians, it refers to thier lack of respect and unusual looks.

1. That deal was crap, he pulled a valatalau.

2. That guy was such a valatalau, he looked so gross.

by Bob C. July 4, 2007