The term "Utah hypebeast" is a derogatory term for someone residing in Utah who would buy expensive streetwear and flaunt it to show off their wealth. These are individuals who are primarily interested in appearing cool and trendy around Utah county or court side at games, more so than being actually passionate about and informed on fashion.

I went to their kickoff event and everyone was wearing the same brand of shoes, denim jackets, and boxy T-shirts. Apparently a big pile of clones fell off the Utah hypebeast truck.

Utah hypebeast by Splash Maverick May 8, 2024

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Utah Two Man

Utah Two Man is defined as when four people are driving in a car, and two people are in the front, and two are in the back. The two up front are the driver and the person playing music, and the two in the back are making out, fingering each other, or doing some other sort of sexual act. At some point during the two man, the people up front and in the back change positions in the car.

Yo, wanna go on a Utah Two Man?
I just went on a Utah Two Man?

Utah Two Man by Leviticus2000000000 April 29, 2026

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Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

Utah Spider Crab by lili11 December 27, 2024

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Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

Utah Mud Crab by lili11 December 27, 2024

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