umfundisi

Teacher or learned person. Gives rise to the South African term for an expert "fundi".

At school today, our umfundisi showed us that he is a real fundi on the internet.

by Jon1a November 11, 2006

Unfuckable

Not always in a sense meaning you just look fucking hideous. Lots of times, unfuckable can be someone you consistently try to talk into fucking and fail every single time. Kind of like this "hard to get" bullshit that goes on all the time. Hard to fuck lmao.

A: I hope you get a chance, bro because I never could get her to let me fuck her.
B: Forreal?
A: Yeah man. She's so hot, yet so unfuckable. Basically, she's a really hot conservative. She seems so fucking moral.

by ahkbar47 July 8, 2016

Unfunny Joke

A joke that is meant to be funny but isn't. It will often kill the atmosphere at parties and social events (Unfunny Joke conventions excluded).

The joke could be unfunny because it has no pay off, it is said in the wrong way or is too hard or complex for the audience to understand. Other reasons for the joke being unfunny is that it is blatantly plagiarised.

UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 1:

Q: What's the opposite of Progress?

A: Congress.

UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 2:

Q: What is Gandalf's grandad called?

A: Grandalf.

UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 3:

Q: A man walks into a bar effing and blinding.

by Light Brown Carpet April 16, 2014

hideously unfunny

Something so not funny that it makes you mentally vomit. When these kind of unfunny moments come up in a croud of people then the person who says it gets it ripped.

-When the chicken crosses the ro....
(Interuption)
-hideously unfunny

by solomonf January 11, 2009

unfinished thought

Unfinished thought is a two person band from MI remminnisent of bands such as Rasputina and Jakalope, there lead vocalist is often compared to Amy Lee Of Evanescence. Songs such as through crowded rooms,evening and the bonus haunting "lack of days(paino version)" mirror the former bands dark and sarcastic tendencies.

1. I think bands such as Evanescence and Unfinished thought are stellar.
2 "I've Got A Bitter Disposition And A Guarantee
If You Advance Without Permission There'll Be Casualties
And If I Don't Complete My Vision You Will Not Miss Me" are great Unfinished Thought lyrics

by Mascaron July 22, 2006

Unfunky

The combiation of stupidity and lack of ability to dance.

Student 1: "Damn it! Your so unfunky."
Student 2: "What's that mean?"
Student 1: "Exactly."

by eleanor_riggsby May 24, 2007

unfunnylatino

One of my favorite people and deserves everything

Unfunnylatino is amazing! <3

by Chelsealuvsfrogs July 2, 2021