Hugo Tucker

Horny cumslut. Likes large throbbing black meat scepters in his rectum. Talks to a lot of girls to hide the fact that he is a queer. He kidnaps little boys for the gay-sex slave trade and keeps the retarded ones that don't sell for use on himself.

sally: "Look at that little boy with down syndrome over there, hopefully he's not kidnapped by Hugo Tucker and used as a sex-slave"
Hugo Tucker: "come here little man, I'm getting horny!!!"

by cocslayer79 March 8, 2022

tucker max

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.

Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.

by TuckerMaxisFake October 5, 2006

tucker otterson

Tucker otterson is a dude who likes to kill helples animals and film it . Afterwards he has sex with the body . He is a poacher who got nailed by the California department of fish and game. This event was televised on Nat geo's show wild justice

Tucker otterson fucked a pig filmed it to show all his friends, as if that was normal

by turdboy11-31.75 February 4, 2013

Turd Tucker

An individual who uses his penis to tuck turds into his partners ass.

Timberlake is such a Turd Tucker

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

tucker slap

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.

Yeah, I tucker slapped her...

by Dean McGinness May 17, 2005

tucker otterson

A cruel killing machine also known as " pig fucker " see " wild justice ", episode " born to kill " on Nat geo

That sick fucker tucker otterson filmed himself killing a pig with a sword then had intercourse with the dead body , he really is a pig fucker.

by stdnasty February 3, 2013

tucker out

(1)To give up after 2/3 completion.
(2)To abandon your teammates in the middle of a project.

"We need to finish this project before tomorrow; you can't tucker out on us."

by FD Sizzle December 9, 2008