banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time

I bet she's a banana tosser

by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015

passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.

That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!

by G Cody December 9, 2008

Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.

Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.

by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.

"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!

by NETransport November 17, 2020

Tosser

An idiot or fuckwit.

That tosser at the market ripped me off!

by Terriwa May 19, 2018