The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.
by Takticher April 2, 2009
Get the Tossermug. For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
Get the Cock tossermug. crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023
Get the Crust tossermug. "at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
by NETransport November 17, 2020
Get the Turquoise Tossermug. 
by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025
Get the salad tossermug. My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021
Get the drunk tossersmug.