i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

is there anything i can help you look for today?

What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?

Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?

by Old school gangster June 14, 2018

I feel like I had a real G moment today

Quote by Serena Williams at the conclusion of her victory speech at the 2010 Australian Open. Obviously a reference to the Gatorade commercials, but can be (and will be) taken out of context.

(wins AO) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

(smokes some weed) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

by falloutjr January 30, 2010

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

by john0512 March 29, 2021

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022