Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

warburton toasty

When a woman is on her period a piece of bread (ideally warburtons toasty loaf - bread found in most UK supermarkets) is inserted into the bloody vagina which is promptly fucked. The bread is then removed fried and eaten this is the warburtons toasty. It satisfies a hearty appetite.

Fuck man I was starving when I got home, I got me a Warburton toasty.

by :d(evient) May 3, 2008

Roasty toasty

Georgenotfound says Roasty toasty because he likes Dream to much 😱

George: Roasty toasty dreamy poo 😍

by Georgqeifed September 27, 2021

big and toasty

1) a big and toasty is a closeted homosexual man putting on macho airs while being quite the teddy bear in reality

1) who's the tough guy over there?
oh him, that's the big and toasty, he may look threatening but he's quite the softie

by mingelover69 March 13, 2011

T-shirt toasty

When a T-shirt, sometimes unexpectedly, will suffice to keep your nips toasty.

Harry: Hey man, do I need a jacket today?
Oli: No way, it's T-shirt toasty.

by Metolliforce February 19, 2012

cheese toasty

when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing

Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty

Poile: thanks man

by Dom Jenkins February 21, 2022

Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024